Freshly Ground Heaven

I love peanut butter, I just love it so much and I am not talking your average brand of peanut butter slop like Jiff and Skippy.  I'm talking about natural peanut butter freshly ground with nothing added. 

I could eat this kind of peanut butter by the spoonfuls, I sometimes want to cover my whole body in it and lick myself clean.  The smell, the gritty texture, and taste is so orgasmic and no other peanut butter stands a chance with me.  At Whole Foods Market they have one of these machines and it calls my name first thing as I walk in the front door.  I covet this machine and get so mad when I see other people use it.  I feel as though no one else should be allowed to use this machine but me.  I have control issues if you couldn't tell. 

I often will act like a crazy person singing to myself when I am in use of the machine so people will give me the space that I need and leave the area to me and the machine.  I will often see kids mess around with the machine and I can't do anything but stand and watch in horror.  After they leave I will run to the machine and coddle it saying words of comfort.  I will take photos next time I am there of my baby's daddy.  I slather it on toast, crackers, peanut butter granola bars that don't have enough peanut butter in them, you name it.  I am having a withdrawal right now seeing as I am all out.  So off to Whole Foods Tomorrow to stock up and maybe this time I will grind all the peanuts so no one else can have any.  Selfish?  Yes when it comes to the freshly ground peanut butter.